When someone starts endlessly yapping about world politics, this is pretty close to what’s going through my head.
And “My Boyfriend is the President” sounds like a Disney/Miley Cyrus project circa 2018.
[videogum]
Been there.
[buzzfeed]
Wettest Panties In The World (sorry)
[via justjared]
This meme is pretty old, right?
I’ll share my favorite defibrillation moment…
This video is the only good thing to come out of all this ridiculous “balloon boy” nonsense.
Kissing is like SO CUTE
(via labienvenue:canadaaustin:hazelweatherfield:longlivethequeen)
The most badass elderly man ever.
This guy and his teddy bear will be the death of me, I swear.
…oh hey, I just made a rhyme.
An asshole and a furry dildo. With sunglasses.
This seems cruel, but I’m not sure yet.
Can’t wait to watch Willem Dafoe’s balls get chopped off and then fed back to him with chopsticks.