January 2009
16 posts
Edinburgh wins. Nice try, Sydney. London, you... →
December 2008
23 posts
The perfect gift for your neighborhood... →
A cock and balls is not worth $3000. Sorry. →
[drudge report]
Cuddle up with 9/11 plushies →
[defamer]
xmasinjuly's review of Scrubbing Bubbles Toilet...
For the record, I love my new Scrubbing Bubbles Toilet Cleaning Gel. However, I would like to point out some disturbing things I noticed:
1. It makes me a little sad because it looks like a baby jellyfish sticking to the inside of my toilet (I love jellyfish).
2. The box does not mention that if you have exploding diarrhea, little crumbs of fecal matter will adhere to it. Then every time you...
Watch
WatchTo show Zach Galifianakis how much I admire him, I am making an official announcement that I would like to perform frotteurism on his face (just to clarify, that’s without penetration). So let’s hope the beard is here to stay.
My plan to stop the deafs
doodlesanddroolpuddles:
Mittens!!!
So simple, so effective. It just came to me yesterday out of nowhere in a flash of brilliance.
Just think about it.
PS- If this seems incredibly insensitive to you, you obviously don’t go to a school which includes the world’s largest technical college for deaf students like I do. Because if you did, you’d understand completely.
No, chopping their hands...
“It’s a shame more brothers and sisters aren’t like us.”
– Same Difference
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